Many of my grilfriends are single and they have chats on-line with total strangers. We sometimes share the details.
This is a chat between my friend Scarlett and Mike that lasted all day and was a delight to read.
Keep in mind, He is a good o'le boy who is from Southern Mississippi, and she is a country girl from South Alabama, which might be why they seemed to click. 😉
8:26 am
S: I’m going to be running errands all day and won’t have
data, text me and msg me every hour J
M: Deal
9:15 am
M: hi Scarlett. its Mike.
S: perfect! Don’t be sending me naked pics, I’ll be with my
grandmother and smart phones blow her mind already.
M: Ha I won’t be dong that but you feel free to. I’m sure
you have some on your phone jk
S: No, My grandmother won’t take the picture. Sorry the only
skin pic is one sent to ask if a wound
might need stitches. Trust me I have good skin and it covers all of me.
M: LMAO
S: want to play 10 questions? You ask me questions and you
also answer them. Ask and answer as time permits.
Ex: how tall are you? I’m 5’5"
M: I’m 6’ I weigh 190 your turn lol
S: 1st q: how much do I weigh? Less than 300 #s
more than 100 # I’m a decent work out if you are into bench pressing people.
M: lol you’ve played this too much
S: No, you’re my first victim. I just put my profile up Monday. I’m shy, but not boring.
M: victim lol
S: Q2?
M: Any tats?
S: you can check me for tats, I don’t recall getting any.
M: I’ll be very thorough
11:22 am
1:16 pm
M: No more questions?
S: I thought you were going to ask all the questions… OK
I’ll ask odd numbered and you ask evens.
Q3: where do you live?
M: Ha OK Ft. Bragg, you?
S: Cottonwood. so a quickie is off the table.
M: why’s that so you not like quickies??
S: Oh I do but it will take some planning… logistics
M: I’m army. Logistics is my specialty
1:41 pm
M sends a pic
of himself in his vehicle sunglasses on.
S: You are cute!! I’m a sucker for a clean shaved guy. It
flips my switch ;)
M: Darling, I’ll flip your switch!!!!!
But instead of a quickie I rather take my
time with you
S: (smiley emoji with heart eyes) Lucky me.
M: Ha right
S: Q4?
M: Go for it
Oh my turn
S: zzzz
M: Am I boring you?
S: You forgot it was your turn
M: OK what are you doing tonight?
I asked a question
S: I regret I have plans every night until the 21st. If you asked me a week ago…
M: wth you doing every night?
S: So personal… If I tell you, then you will know I’m lame.
M: You gotta tell me now
S: I’m catfishing in a tournament every night.
M: That’s awesome. Your stock just went up.
S: Really that’s attractive?? Chicken livers on a hook??
M: I’m in love
I hand grab them
S: The verdict should be out, til the weigh in
M: It’s a rush
S: I’ve seen it done but I’m skeered I’ll stick with a hook
M: lol
S: I’ll watch
M: Where you fishing
S: The dam @ Columbia on the Georgia side
M: oh ok
Never been there
Too bad you are busy
S: I am disappointed too I think if we hung out we’d have
fun
M: I know we would
S: Q5: do you drink
M: (sends a pic of a Michelob Ultra in a coozie on a picnic
table) Maybe
S: I do If we went out tonight we could go to a bar, I know the band and I like their music. It’s a little smoky but a good time.
M: too bad you are fishing
Lol
S: what do you usually do on a date?
M: Well No, usually go out to eat. Dancing if things are
going well
S: your turn
M: What do you like on a first date?
S: I’m new at this and have been on one date, so I guess I
would agree to dinner and see where it went
M: I’ve never been out with anyone I met on-line.
S: Same here. I just got on- lineMonday.
I usually hang out with the same people and
decided to take a chance
My daughter said tinder is for criminals and rapist. I guess
I’m a rapist…
M: Well I guess I am too lol
S: Q7: how long have you been single?
M: 1 month
Kidding lol
4 yrs
S: I was about to delete your #
JK
M: lol
S: If we only have a one night stand, your naked body is
really the only thing I want to know about you
Too forward?
M: Not at all
S: If you want a long term ting I will ask for health and
financial records
M: LOL I’m army so I’m clean. We get tested yearly
S: If you have a gambling problem or a habit of hookers,
deal breaker
M: Don’t gamble and damn sure don’t pay for it
I mean look at me lol
S: Yeah, why are you even on-line dating???
M: Cause I don’t go out at all I hunt fish and ride around
in my jeep oh and most people get on my nerves
S: Are you quiet?
M: lol naw
S: your turn
M: Are you looking for something serious or a good time?
S: I’d like to be in a relationship because this not easy
The dating pool is shallow
when you live in a small town. You?
M: I’d like to find someone to have out with. Not sure about
marriage
S: Marriage never worked out for me. I stopped after I
learned my lesson
M: ( winky face imogie)
S: When is your birthday?
M: July
S: Ok I would feel bad if you told me on our first date it’s
your birthday and I didn’t know
M: lol When’s yours
S: August
M: Cool
So when are we going out
S: Well the 21st… or if you are off for
presidents day
M: I am off but will be out of town
S: OK ask me out when you get back
M: Aight
S: You should go on a few dates between now and then
, I like someone with experience
(shy face emoji)
M: LMAO
S: I already know I can use the practice
You lover boy, are as I said, my first victim
M: I’ll happily be your first victim
5:15 pm
I miss the flirting. Don't miss the games.
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DeleteWe both played that game before ... say I love you ... say goodbye.
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